I can't believe this is happening to me
- •A sound at the door. Are the parents home?
- •No, it's the pet cat, slinking in from a night on the town.
- •Whatcha got there, cat?
- •Oh God, that's a mouse. Is it dead?
- •Ah, now it's dead.
- •Cat drops mouse near me. I scream.
- •Cat proceeds to take mouse into the living room where he is now flinging it to and fro with his teeth.
- •I'm having a panic attack and don't know what to do besides LIST IT!
- •When in doubt, list it.
- •He just ate the mouse im not lying. There is but a chunk of mouse meat left.
- •This cat is literally Patrick Bateman if he were a cat. He is a real life American Psycho. @BretEastonEllis
- •Stay away from me you monster cat