I can't believe this is happening to me
  1. Babysitting
  2. A sound at the door. Are the parents home?
  3. No, it's the pet cat, slinking in from a night on the town.
  4. Whatcha got there, cat?
  5. Oh God, that's a mouse. Is it dead?
  6. Ah, now it's dead.
  7. Cat drops mouse near me. I scream.
  8. Cat proceeds to take mouse into the living room where he is now flinging it to and fro with his teeth.
  9. I'm having a panic attack and don't know what to do besides LIST IT!
  10. When in doubt, list it.
  11. He just ate the mouse im not lying. There is but a chunk of mouse meat left.
  12. This cat is literally Patrick Bateman if he were a cat. He is a real life American Psycho. @BretEastonEllis
  13. Stay away from me you monster cat