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Z2y

@Z

Ways I Am Like Don Draper

Inspired by @Dustin
  1. Brown liquor only
  2. It helps me creatively so therefore it's ok to have during the day
  3. I'm fucking amazing at advertising
    Lol
  4. I have an intense stare so people think I'm chronically miserable
  5. Childhood memories get in the way of my daily life
  6. One of my 5 jobs is writing copy that convinces people Vaping isn't bad for you
    It's toasted!!
  7. I have meditated on a cliff in Big Sur and also done that exercise where you walk around making eye contact with people and wanted to die after
  8. I accidentally blew someone up in the army and im permanently scarred by the experience. Then I stole his name