If some words were replaced in hit songs

My husband and I sometimes play a silly game where we replace some words in choruses of hit songs with other words to give them a funny twist. Here are some that came to mind recently...
  1. You don't have to use bleach to be my girl...
  2. Cod liver wider than a mile...
  3. Buy me a watch, I will howl like a dog...
  4. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling sixty two
  5. Baby I will be loving you till we're seventeen