5 WEIRDEST THINGS MY MOTHER HAS YELLED AT ME FOR

  1. 1.
    This is vegetable porn!
  2. 2.
    Are your pupils dilated?!
  3. 3.
    I don't feel comfortable hanging up these sexy onion drawings
  4. 4.
    Please clean up all this band aid trash this is ridiculous you must have used like 95 band aids!
    I made a palm tree out of band aids for art class
  5. 5.
    Loser!
    This is like everyday this is a nickname for me now