HOW TO BE PUNK
A few easy steps
- •Wear fingerless glovesNothing shows a hate for conformity more than warm hands and cold fingers
- •Gnash your teethThis mouth 😬 with these eyes 😠
- •Listen to music on a cassette playerBecause punk sounds best when it sounds shitty
- •Draw an "anarchy symbol" on everythingEspecially desks, chairs, under bridges, and in textbooks. For those of you that don't know an anarchy symbol looks like a capital @ sign (I couldn't find a picture).
- •Spit a lotSpitting is pretty punk
- •"Piercings"I put "piercing" in quotations because this is best if you just have a whole bunch of safety pins hanging from your face.
- •Hate your dad
- •When you aren't doing anything important fold your arms across your chestThis is hella punk
- •When people are walking by, pretend to talk on the phone and loudly say "God, I sure do love Sex Pistols, the punk band from the UK!"Suggested by @ChrisKennedy