MOST REASONABLE ARGUMENTS FOR WHY DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL
I hope everyone here believes in dinosaurs, but here are the best counter arguments, so that we can see the other side of the story.
- •They look like dragons! Dragons aren't real!I mean.... They aren't real
- •If I don't see it I can't believe itIf anything, I believe in dinosaur skeletons and not dinosaurs!
- •Fuck science!Science sucks because my biology teacher freshman year whistled pop tunes in the hall and that ruined all science for me.
- •I was abused by a dinosaur and now I have to put it out of my mind by telling myself all dinosaurs are a figment of my imagination.This one is the most reasonable, but I really recommend you seek therapy
- •All that exists is nowYeah ok
- •Fuck paleontologists!If you fall under this category, your ex husband is probably a paleontologist, and your disbelief is in spite of him. I respect that.
- •The liberal media is feeding us lies.I mean they are.... Mostly about who won the democratic debate.... But I mean.... Dinosaurs are the logical next step