WAYS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A RAPIST TO THAT GIRL YOU LIKE

Sometime ladies get the wrong idea about nice guys like you and me so here are some ways to stay not threatening
  1. Offer them a ride home
    This is best if your car doesn't look rapey
  2. Offer them a drink after work
  3. Open it for them
    This is to prove you are a gentleman. Rapists ARE NOT gentlemen!
  4. Watch violent scenes on your laptop or mobile device while wearing loose fitting pants
    This is to prove you are not aroused by rape
  5. Avoid smiling
    Smiling is creepy! Instead, blankly stare at her with your eyes wide open to show you are interested in what she has to say.