TOP 10 WEIRD THINGS NBC'S FORMER GREAT DRAMA 'HANNIBAL' MADE SEXY

  1. Murder
  2. Cannibalism
  3. Threeway murder-fights that may or may not be visual representations of homosexual lovemakings
  4. MADS MIKKELSEN
  5. Mads Mikkelsen's lisp
  6. Being fucking batshit crazy
  7. Ridiculous patterned suits
  8. The earnest soul-searching that is modern psychotherapy
  9. Encephalitis idk
  10. Making consistently the dumbest decisions LET HIM GO WILL GO BE HAPPY AND CLEARLY VERY GAY