Days of the Week (Ranked)
- •FridayThe obvious choice for many reasons. Friday has hope. Friday has promise. Friday has it all.
- •SaturdaySaturday is great. It's just not Friday. Saturday has too high of expectations and always seems to always fall juuuust short.
- •ThursdayAnything can happen on a Thursday. The best night of the week to go out. Everyone's a champion on Thursday.
- •SundayGreat tv. And sure, you don't have to go to work. But Sunday has a shadow hanging over it and can never be fully enjoyed.
- •MondayI know what you're thinking! Monday?! How can Monday not be dead last? Easy. Monday is bad ass. It doesn't give a shit what you think.
- •WednesdayLoses all credibility because of its nickname. "Hump day"? Wednesday is a fucking loser.
- •TuesdayAbsolute garbage.