Days of the Week (Ranked)

  1. 1.
    The obvious choice for many reasons. Friday has hope. Friday has promise. Friday has it all.
  2. 2.
    Saturday is great. It's just not Friday. Saturday has too high of expectations and always seems to always fall juuuust short.
  3. 3.
    Anything can happen on a Thursday. The best night of the week to go out. Everyone's a champion on Thursday.
  4. 4.
    Great tv. And sure, you don't have to go to work. But Sunday has a shadow hanging over it and can never be fully enjoyed.
  5. 5.
    I know what you're thinking! Monday?! How can Monday not be dead last? Easy. Monday is bad ass. It doesn't give a shit what you think.
  6. 6.
    Loses all credibility because of its nickname. "Hump day"? Wednesday is a fucking loser.
  7. 7.
    Absolute garbage.