The Secret Menu at "the Gap"
Most people don't know about these.
- •Ask for a pair of brown chinos in 34x32.And you can take a dump in any dressing room you want.
- •Complain that it's a little warm in the store.And you can walk out with one free pair of boxer briefs.
- •Grab three Oxford shirts and rub them together.Ten minute orgasm.
- •Sing along with one verse of a Vampire Weekend song.Congrats, you now play bass for Vampire Weekend
- •Ask if the new "surf wash" sweater has to be dry cleaned.You will shrink down to the size of a penny.
- •Put a v neck on under a crew neck.You will be exiled to Gap Island where you will be hunted for sport by Arthur Peck, CEO.