Worst Times/places to Fart

  1. That calm moment right when you've just been handed your newborn baby in the delivery room.
  2. As you're trying to get out your last words right before you die. Everyone laughs at you and you can't reveal your murderer.
  3. At the bottom of a pile of other NFL players as you try to recover a fumble. All your teammates give you a mean nickname.
  4. At Old Navy. Isn't bad enough that you're at an Old Navy to begin with.
  5. When you're buried alive in a coffin. Talk about a double whammy.
  6. Right now. It's complicated, I won't get into it.