Worst Times/places to Fart
- •That calm moment right when you've just been handed your newborn baby in the delivery room.
- •As you're trying to get out your last words right before you die. Everyone laughs at you and you can't reveal your murderer.
- •At the bottom of a pile of other NFL players as you try to recover a fumble. All your teammates give you a mean nickname.
- •At Old Navy. Isn't bad enough that you're at an Old Navy to begin with.
- •When you're buried alive in a coffin. Talk about a double whammy.
- •Right now. It's complicated, I won't get into it.