HOW TO SURVIVE THIS SUMMER HEAT

For the less fortunate without air conditioning.
  1. Wear bear minimum clothes
  2. And then go lie down very still under the fan
  3. Take a cold shower ( which might be Luke warm if you're unlucky)
  4. Then repeat these showers several times each day
  5. Drench the window curtains with water to cool down the room
  6. Do not go out in the sun between 12-4 in the afternoon
  7. Press a bottle of chilled water against your face
  8. Horde the premium space under the fan at night