MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE

I cannot be embarrassed, however if I in fact could be...
  1. Recently accidentally, yes on accident grabbed a fellow male coworkers ass. Whoops.
  2. Once at the zoo a lady was yelling my name; I don't live near this zoo like I'm an hour and half or more out. After she said my name four times I replied, "What the fuck?" "What do you need?!" To which she replied, "I was speaking to the goat." I was at a children's zoo.
  3. That is all.