America's Drinking Laws Can Suck My Dick

  1. I have been drinking for 3 years now
  2. I have beers in my fridge all the time and have one occasionally before bed
  3. I spent a glorious four months in Europe where I was hella legal
  4. Literally every single one of my friends is 21
  5. So last night getting fucking KICKED OUT of the club for drinking when not 21 felt more ~ridiculous~ than anything
  6. I have not been this irritated for a long time
  7. What a stupid ass law
  8. What an arbitrary fucking age that none of the rest of the world abides by
  9. Just another reason America sux 5eva
  10. 3 more months of this shit