If people on li.st were my family
- •Mom: @shanazReally good at planning my birthday parties and always makes me milkshakes when I'm crying
- •Dad: @bjnovakDead beat. Showed up halfway through my life with the promise of a budding relationship only to bail. Always the sense that he's around but never quite there for me
- •Cool Auntie: @ijeomaAlways does my braids and gives me life advice on how not to take nobody's shit. Got me a hat for my birthday that said "The Devil is a Goddamn Lie"
- •Older sister: @oliveTaught me how to do makeup but also locked me in a closet for using her MAC lipstick. Beat the shit out of the boy who broke my heart. Was too scared to ask if she used her knives or brass knuckles
- •Little sister: @lesbianShe and her girlfriend are so annoying, but when she's not around I get panicky and miss her
- •God: @dfly
- •Wife: @jmicWe met at a book store when we both tried to get the last copy of Capital by Karl Marx. Our hands touched. We were married within days.
- •Lover: @joannfabrics