MEN SUCK ASS

  1. Today I was standing at a bus stop
  2. And a car comes to a full stop
    in a bus lane
  3. And the man in the car starts talking to me
  4. I have my headphones in. I try to ignore him. He continues trying to get my attention
  5. Finally, I pull out one earbud and say
  6. Me: "What"
  7. Man: *unintelligible noises because we're on a busy ass street*
  8. Me: "WHAT"
  9. Man: "come here"
  10. Me: "no"
  11. Man: *he motions for me to come*
  12. Me: "NO"
  13. "No?"
  14. Me, baffled: "NOOOO"
    OF COURSE NOT BITCH OF FUCKING COURSE NOT. WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING CONFUSED YOU CREEPY ASS MOTHERFUCKER. I DONT OWE YOU A GODDAMN THING MOVE THE FUCK ALONG
  15. We stare at each other, coldly
  16. I finally have to pretend to walk away from my fucking bus stop before he drives away
  17. MEN WHAT THE FUCK EXPLAIN YOURSELVES HE IS ONE OF YOURS