MOVIES I ALWAYS LIE ABOUT HAVING SEEN
I know I should've seen them by now but I JUST HAVEN'T OK???
- •Die HardNever really had an interest, suuuuue meeeeee
- •Titaniclike whatever I know she's like "never let go" and then he lets go and she throws a necklace and gets painted like a french girl. That's enough to fake my way through any Titanic conversation
- •Fight ClubFor some fucking reason Ive seen the first half about a million times but something always interrupts so Ive never finished. It's fine cuz no one likes to talk about it, as a rule
- •AvatarDon't have an excuse, just never got around to it
- •The ShiningI'm a chickenshit, so I refuse. But I WILL lie to you like I've seen it.
- •Star WarsI don't actually lie about this one but if you don't ask me directly "have you seen it" I'll fake my way through the convo to avoid the angry, dramatic accusations
- •The MatrixThis doesn't really count because I just watched it on a plane but the ONLY reason I watched it was to say I'd seen it. And you know what? I wished I had watched Juno for the 17th time instead