Reasons why my brother is the Black Schmidt from New Girl

  1. Extremely large heads
    Forreal look at em. Massive.
  2. Bursts of anger are frequent
  3. Flamboyant af
  4. Occasionally the most sensible one of the group
  5. Used to be chunky
  6. Now overly confident as a result
  7. Like really really conceited
  8. But also needs constant affirmation
    ie This morning he came into my room and said "Do I look like a gooftroop? How do I fix it?" (He did and I fixed it)
  9. Really into this look
  10. Very good at specific, hurtful insults
  11. Also this happened