STUFF I NEED TO BUY FOR MY FIRST APARTMENT

  1. Dish towels
  2. Bowls
  3. $30,000 Victorian chandelier
  4. Live-in male stripper
  5. Toilet plunger
  6. 12 live rabbits
  7. Essential GHE (Ghost hunting equipment)
  8. Bath mats
  9. A slide
  10. Parisian day bed
  11. 9 piece jazz band
  12. T-shirt gun
  13. Rabbit food (for the rabbits, see above)
  14. Diamond-encrusted spatula
  15. Bonsai tree
  16. Amazonian witch doctor
  17. Waffle-maker
  18. Actually, Britt's getting the waffle-maker
  19. 50 red balloons
  20. A book of knock-knock jokes
  21. Mason jar of baby tadpoles
  22. Bonsai tree (desk-sized)