THINGS I SAY A LOT BUT DON'T MEAN

  1. I WANT A BABY
  2. That's cool!
  3. Almost there!
  4. I'M FUCKING STARVING
  5. Yeah don't worry, I did it yesterday
  6. Seriously, don't worry it's finished! Like, ages ago.
  7. Let's start a fight club
  8. No have the last piece, I don't care!!! Forreal!!!
  9. Nah I deleted my tinder
  10. Yeah, I really like Adele