THINGS IVE DONE AT WORK* TODAY

*A job which they don't seem to have figured out what to do with me yet but also they pay me anyway
  1. Realize neither of my bosses has come into work
    (yet?)
  2. Sit at my computer and contemplate what to do
  3. Go to kitchen
  4. Take two clementines
  5. Return to desk
  6. Print a form
  7. Go back to kitchen
  8. Stare at Keurig for 3 minutes
    How can it dispense tea?
  9. Give up
  10. Return to desk
  11. Fill out form
  12. Find bathroom
  13. Use bathroom
  14. Return to desk
  15. ListApp
  16. I STILL HAVE TWO HOURS SOMEONE COME GET ME