THINGS MY DOG HAS SAID TO ME

On the daily
  1. GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR CINNAMON RAISIN TOAST
  2. PLEASE USE YOUR THUMBS TO GET ME THOSE LITTLE BITS FROM THE JAR
  3. PUT THE STRING ON ME SO WE CAN GO OUTSIDE AND PEE ON PEOPLE'S LAWNS
  4. HI
  5. why
  6. LEAVE ME ALONE, HO
  7. WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME
  8. I KILLED THIS THING ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
  9. I love you ig