Requested by julianne

Why my best friend should be president instead

This may have been a drunk list request but @jmic would Make America Great for the First Time and here's why
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    Political Nerd
    Doesn't just get her info from Fox News or The Daily Show. Actually reads. Knows ACTUAL shit about politics in a non partisan kind of way. Unlike current candidate Donald Trump
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    Experience
    Worked on The Hill this summer which is more political experience than Donald Trump tbqh
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    World Traveler
    Has been to multiple countries and studied political science abroad. The US could def take some notes from other, less violent countries and she's probably already taken them
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    Takes no shit
    5'1 on a good day and the most intimidating person you'll ever meet. NOT HERE FOR YOUR BULLSHIT. Anderson Cooper would call her "refreshing."
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    Truth-teller to a fault
    She doesn't sugar coat things, even if you reaaaally want her to. Everyone needs that kind of friend and the US needs that kind of president
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    No ties to corrupt corporations
    Goldman Sachs isn't her main supporter. *I* am.
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    Pretty
    The face of America doesn't HAVE to be attractive, but I think we'd all appreciate this beautiful face as the Leader of the Free World. She looks perfect with a baby, great for press
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    Identity
    I, too, would like a woman in the White House for once. Also, as an Asian American woman she has a grasp on the marginalized and would probably tell the stuck up white politicians to suck a dick or two and I'm here for that kind of messy political drama
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    Funny af
    In the same vein, judging by the way I've heard her roast the shit out of people IRL, the White House correspondents dinner would be Obama-level πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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    I would manage her campaign
    I love her so much and the propaganda-esque videos I would make for her that span her political life would make an anarchist want to vote for her
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    @jmic 4 PRESIDENT πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ