Please attach a photo for max executive realness.
  1. "Touch it. It's the realest."
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  2. PULL. MY. FINGER!
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    Suggested by @p
  3. Spice World is my favorite movie
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    Suggested by @mlh
  4. "All the farts I hold in travel to my head."
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    Suggested by @ErinFlaherty
  5. "Sure I'm crazy, but not as crazy as this guy."
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    Suggested by @13spencer
  6. Is this better?
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    Suggested by @bdot