For Halloween, I'm Gonna Be ________.

  1. A hyphen
    I bought stilts.
  2. Drunk
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  3. Really, really drunk.
    Suggested by   @element75
  4. At this metal show, debating whether or not I wanna preserve my newly curled hair or get in the pit and ruin my expensive hairdo for the slam.
    Suggested by   @olive
  5. Also, drunk as fuck.
    Suggested by   @olive
  6. Using my shortness to pretend I'm a child for candy
    Suggested by   @duchess
  7. Working.
    Dressed as a witch. Smiling at customers who insist this isn't an Australian holiday.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  8. Working
    •trying not to cry because I can't dress up•
    Suggested by   @supabg
  9. Hosting a costume competition at my bar in Pasadena
    (Dressed as Ursula from The Little Mermaid)
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  10. In bed
    I'm just lazy
    Suggested by   @r_hynes_
  11. Hoping to pull off a family costume that is controversially diverse to lesson the level of offensiveness to push the boundaries of acceptance. Or... We will be nothing- just like last year.
    Suggested by   @deeannroundy
  12. Begging my toddlers to put on their costumes for a photo.
    Hating myself for doing it. Also, a spider.
    Suggested by   @heatherv
  13. A person sitting in the dark hiding from the trick or treaters who won't come because it's storming then going to bed at 10pm
    Suggested by   @believeinpeace
  14. Eating jalapeño poppers
    Suggested by   @isha
  15. Sick. And trying to breath. (Asthma sucks)
    Suggested by   @jhope71
  16. Hiding from children who come to my door.
    I just want to watch Dexter in peace.
    Suggested by   @derek_
  17. Studying because my professors suck
    Suggested by   @shriyapatel96
  18. BBQ
    Suggested by   @JoseMakesFood
  19. Taking kids trick-or-treating and watching scary movies by myself afterwards.
    Suggested by   @NeenieBeanie615
  20. She-Ra, princess of power.
    Suggested by   @lef0503