Home is where ___________.

  1. Where you dock your virtual machine
  2. You hang your cat.
  3. Leave all of your fucking clothes on the floor.
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  4. You pee with the door open.
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  5. You wear no pants.
    Suggested by   @KateandDogs
  6. You release the notes.
    Suggested by   @releasenotes
  7. Your word is law! (Just kidding. No one listens to you there either.)
    Suggested by   @aknott21
  8. I can take off my bra and be at peace.
    Suggested by   @JillCarley
  9. You're confined to, thanks to some BULLSHIT racketeering laws
    Suggested by   @joannfabrics
  10. Your favorite toilet is.
    Suggested by   @MaxBadNews
  11. The wifi connects automatically.
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  12. I do what I want
    Suggested by   @kate81
  13. The bodies are buried. I mean, I guess. I don't know. Nothing.
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  14. the cat jumps on your bladder exactly at midnight.
    And you get up and let him outside.
    Suggested by   @chacal
  15. You scratch where it really itches.
    Suggested by   @MomDude