I Can't Believe I ___________.
What's your biggest accomplishment/failure/meal/gaffe/purchase/crime/pathology?
- •Ate a whole pizza without opening my eyes.
- •Almost voted for Ross Perot.Well, I couldn't. Too young at the time. But God I love charts and commercial free television. Even if it's a long commercial for a politician with an accent.
- •'m trapped in the body of Kevin BaconSuggested by @p
- •Killed @dad's wife, Christine.Total lie, but what's up with the mailman buddy? @dad needs a private investigator.Suggested by @jeremysomething
- •Thought Jennifer Lawrence would be impressed by how many deer ticks I have on my legSuggested by @tombatten
- •Broke my bedDevastatedSuggested by @r_hynes_
- •Was not born as a squirrel.It's obvious for those who know me.Suggested by @Squirrelguy
- •Cried over spilled milk.(It was almond milk)Suggested by @derek_
- •Drank all of the egg nogSuggested by @bdot