I'd Rather ________ Than Go to Work Tomorrow.

Money blows.
  1. Get 64 telemarketing calls in a row without the option to hang up immediately but instead have to explain to them why I don't need their product long enough for them to tire and hang up
  2. Get a UTI
    Suggested by   @linzamauve
  3. Do nothing more
    ❤️ @list
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  4. Fuck flava flav
    Suggested by   @dave
  5. Have the sex with Donald Trump
    Suggested by   @element75
  6. Watch one full episode of "Smash" again.
    Suggested by   @lspencer
  7. Chew Glass
    Suggested by   @kate81
  8. Insert a pineapple into my snatch
    Suggested by   @DanaDigsYou
  9. Stay home
    Suggested by   @sherry_lin