I joined li.st _____________.

Tell me why. Right now. (plz)
  1. To get the demons out of my head and into yours.
  2. Because it's currently sans Trump.
  3. For an unending supply of bullets.
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  4. For @mindy lists
    Legit. Only reason
    Suggested by   @estherlimtf
  5. For groceries.
  6. Per court order
    Suggested by   @bdot