I'm Just a _____ and Life Is a ________.

  1. Loaf of bread / Bread slicer
  2. manda/mall
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  3. grain of sand/beach
    Suggested by   @andlamb
  4. Nicolas/ Cage
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  5. Curly fry/a basket of regular fries
    Suggested by   @believeinpeace
  6. Girl/song about my ass
    Suggested by   @chrissy_rck
  7. Bill/time sitting on Capitol Hill
    Suggested by   @Squirrelguy