Put yourself in their shoes.
  1. I was high.
  2. I missed John Oliver this week
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  3. We just want to watch the world burn
    Suggested by @joannfabrics
  4. I'm racist
    Suggested by @exo
  5. We all make mistake. #Yolo
    Suggested by @MaxBadNews
  6. I'm old. Leave used to mean Remain in the olden days
    Suggested by @thparker42
  7. if zayn can leave one direction we can leave the european union
    Suggested by @minalkhan
  8. I bought put options on everything, bitches.
    World markets fall, and I profit from it all.
    Suggested by @Schneid
  9. I like silly word combinations used to describe serious political situations.
    Suggested by @nalivodka
  10. Cuz I thought the EU would beg us to stay.
    Suggested by @kdpqual
  11. I thought it was a tasty new kind of brisket sandwich.
    Suggested by @dev
  12. The Americans made irresponsible voting look like so much fun.
    Suggested by @mibredclaimer
  13. I like boris's hair, it makes him look like a 5 year old boy that aged 40 years in one night.
    Suggested by @colleen8464
  14. It's really just part of a longer term strategy for Scotland to Scexit, and Ireland Irxit, if you will. #WWWWD (What Would William Wallace Do?)
    Suggested by @ravenrh
  15. I thought it gave us a better chance to beat Iceland
    Suggested by @bdot
  16. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
    Suggested by @lynn0826