If You Can't Handle Me at My _______, You Don't Deserve Me at My ________.

  1. Surliest / burliest
  2. Hairiest/clean shaven
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  3. Weirdest / also weirdest
    Suggested by   @biz
  4. Grumpiest/Jolliest
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  5. 😭 / 😏
    Suggested by   @mattan
  6. Most sober / drunk
    Suggested by   @dev
  7. If you can't handle me at my third tequila soda, you don't deserve me at my tenth tequila soda.
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt