Requested by @dev
@JeremyPivot, feel free to post as many suggestions as you want. The rest of us are just guessing.
  1. The Hamburgler in a human suit.
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    Right? I mean, why else would he request this list? Probably to throw us off the scent, right?
  3. A witty, bored kitten with an iPhone.
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  4. Suggested by @dev
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  6. Siri
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    She is the queen of clever sass, it must be.
    Suggested by @dev
  7. Not Jeremy Piven.
    Suggested by @mallofamanda
  8. My husband's roomie from college.
    Suggested by @TheBianca
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    Who else would be bored enough?
    Suggested by @elooto
  10. @john + @bjnovak + the ghost of Steve Jobs and a bottle of good tequila
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    Suggested by @dena
  11. I am me.
    Suggested by @JeremyPivot
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  13. Suggested by @Waz
  14. Bruce Willis at the end of "The Sixth Sense"
    Suggested by @DanielMKCohen