Jeremy Pivot Is Actually _________.

@JeremyPivot, feel free to post as many suggestions as you want. The rest of us are just guessing.
  1. The Hamburgler in a human suit.
  2. Right? I mean, why else would he request this list? Probably to throw us off the scent, right?
  3. A witty, bored kitten with an iPhone.
  4. Suggested by   @dev
  5. Suggested by   @dev
  6. Siri
    She is the queen of clever sass, it must be.
    Suggested by   @dev
  7. Not Jeremy Piven.
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  8. My husband's roomie from college.
    Suggested by   @TheBianca
  9. Who else would be bored enough?
    Suggested by   @elooto
  10. @john + @bjnovak + the ghost of Steve Jobs and a bottle of good tequila
    Suggested by   @dena
  11. I am me.
    Suggested by   @JeremyPivot
  12. Suggested by   @JeremyPivot
  13. Suggested by   @Waz
  14. Bruce Willis at the end of "The Sixth Sense"
    Suggested by   @DanielMKCohen