My First Memory Is _________.

They're usually wrong, but tell us anyways.
  1. Sitting in a ditch.
    Probably related to a photo that was in my house of me sitting near a ditch in front of my house.
  2. Kissing Tobias on a swing when I was 2.
    He was my boyfriend and for my third birthday he tried to blow me candles out, but I screamed at him to sit down. He did.
    Suggested by   @olive
  3. Walking along a wood floor in the semi-dark, toward my brothers' HeMan castle.
    Skepticism of early memories, noted!
    Suggested by   @biz
  4. My mom carrying me around my great-grandmother's kitchen
    It was warm and there were lots of mustard tones
    Suggested by   @allysonarno
  5. Watching Land Before Time at day care one night and Little Foot's mom dying.
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  6. Getting caught in a lock on the Mississippi River.
    I remember sitting on my moms lap in a boat and I watched my (shirtless) dad hand ropes to my uncle.
    Suggested by   @migmags
  7. I stepped on a piece of broken glass when I was two.
    I remember crying so hard I could barely breathe and blood on the kitchen floor. My mom was nearly as freaked out as I was. The glass was lodged in my foot for days before it worked its way out.
    Suggested by   @junerain
  8. Screaming while my mom brought a nebulizer toward my face.
    I had infant asthma up to age 2 or so, and therefore I really doubt this memory, but it's really vivid. Maybe from stories I'd heard, or maybe I have had nightmares about it?
    Suggested by   @macnchz
  9. My first memory--watching a flock of crows swoop down on a man lying on the road as Dad carried me away.
    Dad had hit a man on a busy road.I was a few months shy of 3. What I perceived to be crows were black habit clad nuns hurrying to offer assistance after the auto accident. My wounds were many, but minor. This was before safety-glass or child car seats. I have no clue as to the man's fate.
    Suggested by   @Starmist
  10. My dad painting my nails pink.
    Also probably due to a photo of that, but I remember the curtains in the room. On Balboa Island when I was... 3 almost 4.
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo