They are incorrigible.
  1. Monkey/retweeted the president.
  2. Kitten / grew in to a cat
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  3. Dog / stole my slippers
    Suggested by @aq
  4. Velociraptor/ Ate my mother
    Suggested by @Danni
  5. Turtle / just died. 😪
    Suggested by @videodrew
  6. Cat/curled in a ball and fell asleep
    Suggested by @jeanette