1. Greeting / Social anxiety breakdown
  2. Long Con / Religion
  3. Gluten allergy / Cilantro Aversion
  4. Mannequin head (complete with wig) / Trump impersonator
    Suggested by @BrentMWiggins
  5. One person's craziness is another person's reality. Tim Burton
    Truth.
    Suggested by @cvlop61
  6. myli.li - li.st
    Suggested by @jaidub
  7. One person's religion is another person's myth.
    Suggested by @IrieZ
  8. One person's dream come true is another person's worst nightmare.
    Suggested by @kate81
  9. glass half-full / glass half-empty
    Suggested by @laneeeee_sue
  10. Facebook status update/ private diary entry
    Suggested by @thereset88
  11. Phobia / fetish
    Suggested by @lizabeth
  12. Cucumber - sex toy
    Suggested by @smelliefloyd
  13. Diary - Horcrux
    Suggested by @smelliefloyd
  14. Crazy racist uncle/republican nominee
    Suggested by @NaziaN
  15. Trash/ treasure
    Suggested by @shivanidiva
  16. Plastic spoon/prison shanking
    Suggested by @MaxBadNews
  17. Banned fics/Guilty pleasure
    Suggested by @TrinaAngel
  18. Science/Magic
    Suggested by @mendiluz
  19. Morning alarm clock/suggestion
    Suggested by @ninakrsmith
  20. "other"/"family"
    Suggested by @ninakrsmith
  21. The Wire / Big Bang Theory
    Suggested by @webakimbo
  22. toothbrush / vehicle for revenge
    Suggested by @bdot