You tell us.
  1. Sad elephant/Prius
  2. Word / Blank
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  3. Phone number / cannon
    Suggested by @agard
  4. Package of Beef Jerky/Stir Fry
    And it was the greatest decision I ever made! Try it. You won't regret it.
    Suggested by @grant
  5. Entire weekend's effort / certain app that makes lists
    Suggested by @aq