Today ________.

What's your day like?
  1. Is like 2 days, unlike yesterday, which felt like a week.
  2. Is pretty damn wet.
    Suggested by   @jeremysomething
  3. I hurt myself, just to see if I could still feel. I can't!
    Suggested by   @tombatten
  4. I got some good news
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  5. Mercury went into fucking retrograde.
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  6. I experienced something for the first time: I lost my appetite. But i can't feel my face either and it's not even the wknd ...so... (I also obviously don't make up or even tell jokes 🛎)
    Suggested by   @alimi
  7. My biggest accomplishment was doing a Facebook, close second was making a meatloaf ✌️
    Suggested by   @dena
  8. I listened to Marvin Gaye and almost cried!
    Suggested by   @brendang
  9. My food came after everyone else at the table had finished eating
    Suggested by   @edge
  10. Should have been a snow day 😭
    What's the point of being a teacher if you can't get random days off due to the weather?
    Suggested by   @sondRAWR
  11. The sun came out and I breathed for a bit. Today, I accepted that my dad has parted this earth.
    Suggested by   @mianguyen
  12. I spent HOURS with my new pasta machine for this relatively modest yield, and my kids hoovered it up in 4 minutes flat. Then they ordered pizza. 😩
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  13. My friends and I found an old projector and played movies on a white wall. There were bean bags and everything! The whole shebang!
    Suggested by   @Evie