Why Can't I __________?

@sky needs to know. We all need to know.
  1. touch it
    God bless the Buzzcocks.
  2. get @bjnovak to follow me
    Am I not hilarious enough
    Suggested by   @sky
  3. ever remember what "sangfroid" means
    Suggested by   @agard
  4. Get @bjnovak to follow me
    What she said!!!
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  5. Be you
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  6. Focus
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  7. Come up with anything hilarious to suggest
    Suggested by   @aq
  8. breathe whenever I think about you?
    Suggested by   @mlh
  9. Stop
    Suggested by   @NickyB