The Fatman on Batman Drinking Game

First, I want to clarify that I'm a diehard fan of the "Fatman on Batman" podcast. I love Kevin Smith and I listen every week. However, ever since Smith brought Marc Bernardin on as co-host, I noticed a few interesting patterns have emerged. Subscribe to the show (because you should), then grab your favorite drink and see how long you can last!
  1. Take a shot every time Kevin praises the way Marc phrases things (ie "This is why you have Marc Bernardin as a co-host!")
  2. Take a shot every time Marc says something that blows your mind
  3. Take a shot every time Kevin mocks people's complaints from the internet.
  4. Take shot every time Shecky barks.
  5. Take a shot every time Kevin and Marc start on one topic then get completely distracted by another.
  6. Take a shot every time Kevin endorses comicbook.com
  7. Take a shot every time Marc mentions a former website he used to write for.
  8. Take a shot every time Kevin asks Marc what it's like to be black.
  9. Take a shot every time Kevin says "Fuck you, take my money!"
  10. Take a shot every time Kevin explains how much his wife hates superheroes.
  11. Take a shot every time Kevin or Marc yell "WITNESS!!!"
  12. Take two shots every time they actually talk about Batman.