THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF CHOOSING A USERNAME OR EMAIL ADDRESS

  1. •
    Nobody will have this username. It's so original and witty: USERNAME NOT AVAILABLE
  2. •
    Let me add a 1 at the end: USERNAME NOT AVAILABLE
  3. •
    Hmm, let me add my birthday: USERNAME NOT AVAILABLE
  4. •
    Tries to add characters such as - * $ : Characters are not allowed (why the fuck not???)
  5. •
    Abandons "original and witty username"
  6. •
    Repeats the process 5 times, growing increasingly annoyed.
  7. •
    Settles for a username that is just stupid and cringe worthy, and no way reflects how original and witty I really am🖕🏻🖕🏻