WHAT I LOVE ABOUT BEING SINGLE.

  1. Mass consumption of ogling attractive human beings, without worrying about hurting someone's feelings.
  2. Knowing myself without the complication of balancing another human's emotions.
  3. Going where I want, when I want, with who I want.
  4. Zero drama.
  5. Being friends with whomever I want, no questions involved.
  6. Complete self indulgence.