SHIT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Esp. concerning my new residency in Los Angeles.
- •Making friends after college.Why does this feel like dating? Why do I kind of hate everyone?
- •What is Equinox?Is it like a normal gym? Google says it's a "temple of well being." Should I be concerned for friends who join? How do I join?
- •People take pool SO seriously.I'm drunk. You're gonna win. Chill out.
- •Putting baby pics on tinder.Or Grindr. Like... dude. (I GUESS it makes sense if you're ugly now but were cute as a baby.)
- •Nobody in LA talks about the drought."Ew it's so rainy" - me
- •Bathrooms with the light on the outside.I have trust issues don't do this to me.
- •Everyone tries to seem like a really good, wholesome person on social media.What's wrong with being a bad person?? I'm a bad person like 65% of the time *at least* and idgaf.
- •Why does my straight best friend love sending me dick snaps?Then when I snap him back with my own he takes screenshots. What gives, right? Gonna have to keep an eye on him.
- •Having a Bachelor's Degree and no fucking clue how to do taxes.I lived in 3 states this year, help a girl out!
- •How do these "Free STD Check" companies afford all these damn billboards???