THINGS I'M EMBARRASSED MY DEAD GRANDPA CAN SEE ME DOING FROM HEAVEN

  1. 1.
    Wearing this stupid fucking sweater:
    Everyone called my grandpa "papa." Then he died and I bought this sweater. So yeah, must be awks for him when I wear it :/
  2. 2.
    Finally becoming a belieber
    Also drinking too much too often and liking older men
  3. 3.
    Talking shit on white people
    Sometimes you gotta do it! Sorry papa!
  4. 4.
    Turning down a Christian guy on grindr
    He sent me a dick pic, then a bible pic (??), then another dick pic. This was a close call and I know it really hurt my dead grandpa that I didn't give him a chance.
  5. 5.
    Sucking dick
    This is a ranking so this is the thing I'm least embarrassed by (assuming he watches 👀)