THINGS I'M EMBARRASSED MY DEAD GRANDPA CAN SEE ME DOING FROM HEAVEN
- 1.Wearing this stupid fucking sweater:Everyone called my grandpa "papa." Then he died and I bought this sweater. So yeah, must be awks for him when I wear it :/
- 2.Finally becoming a belieberAlso drinking too much too often and liking older men
- 3.Talking shit on white peopleSometimes you gotta do it! Sorry papa!
- 4.Turning down a Christian guy on grindrHe sent me a dick pic, then a bible pic (??), then another dick pic. This was a close call and I know it really hurt my dead grandpa that I didn't give him a chance.
- 5.Sucking dickThis is a ranking so this is the thing I'm least embarrassed by (assuming he watches 👀)