Steps to Writer's Block

Story of my life...
  1. 1.
    Sit down at computer
  2. 2.
    Stare at computer
  3. 3.
    Watch your little curser blink continuously on the screen of your computer.
  4. 4.
    Get distracted by a tiny insect crawling on your window sill that you absolutely MUST investigate
  5. 5.
    Eat a snack
  6. 6.
    Type a few words that help lay out a scene or a character
  7. 7.
    Delete those few words
  8. 8.
    Spin around in your chair a bit
  9. 9.
    Look up writing prompts
  10. 10.
    Listen to a song to become "inspired"
  11. 11.
    Check your phone for non-existent text messages
  12. 12.
    Research skills that would be useless in the real world
  13. 13.
    Think of an amazing idea after an hour of goofing off only to realize it's not original and could be considered plagiarism
  14. 14.
    Twiddle your thumbs
  15. 15.
    Twiddle your thumbs backwards
  16. 16.
    Bang on the keys of your keyboard in a desperate attempt to get something written onto the awful blank page reflecting back
  17. 17.
    Look in dismay that your little fit didn't do any good except put gibberish onto the screen
  18. 18.
    Try and salvage a bit of sanity after your raging tantrum
  19. 19.
    Delete everything you had so far (which was nothing but your name)
  20. 20.
    Repeat.