Things I've done as a woman in a college engineering program

  1. Brought up Reddit in multiple conversations to gain respect of my peers
  2. Watch a boy's face turn bright red and sweat profusely just because I introduced myself in class
  3. Used all my self control to not get a socially awkward guy to do my homework in exchange for showing him my bra strap or something of equal sex appeal
  4. Taken a lot of shit for having a MacBook
  5. Question if I am getting job offers because of my gender, until half a second passes and I remember I'm fucking amazing based on skill alone