Shit I've heard my roommate say in her sleep

  1. β€’
    "Fuck you, Uncle Sam."
  2. β€’
    (Very panicked) "We have to see the bees!!"
  3. β€’
    (Growling demonically) "May your dreams come true."
  4. β€’
    Her: "We have to see the president!" Me: "why, Rosie?" Her: "because the sky is falling."
    Chicken little reference maybe?
  5. β€’
    "It's not my goddamn, motherfucking fault, bitch."
    Sorry for the explicitness, but she is known for having quite the potty mouth πŸ˜‚
  6. β€’
    "HAHAHAH you Donald Trump looking motherfucker."
    When arguing with whoever in her dream she proceeded to create one of the greatest insults I've ever heard.
  7. β€’
    "It's ok, Kaitlyn. Cus of the puppers."
    Puppers=puppies 🐢
  8. β€’
    "I feel you, bro"
    Same, same
  9. β€’
    One night she was mumbling in her sleep but I kept hearing worlds like "stress," "correlation," "causation," and "psychology." This went on a few moments and then she woke herself up when se punched our concrete wall in her sleep and woke up from the pain.
  10. β€’
    Sits up and looks at me: "Hey pupper, good morning"
    I imagine that's how she greets her dogs when she is living at home 🐢