THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS WEEKEND THAT I DIDN'T DO

some classic sunday night malaise
  1. started the draft of a lit review for my BA that's due next week
    "intervening in theoretical debates" is very stressful
  2. spoken more quietly when complaining about boys/my sex life at a restaurant in indiana amish country
    it's not my fault i've been taught to ~breathe from my diaphragm~
  3. worn a bra when representing my employer during a presentation to college freshmen about campus resources
    self-explanatory
  4. skyped with my little brother about his ~girl problems~
    i've been meaning to do this for two weeks but have been too busy (read: self absorbed) to make time for it
  5. eaten a salad or like really anything of the leafy green variety
    it's midterms, please help
  6. yelled at more boys at parties
    only yelled at two despite going to multiple halloween parties that provided ample opportunity; this is a personal low for me