5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
Just scrolled through and blindly chose. This is what appeared. Accurate depiction of my life, I'd say.
- •It appears I have lots of Snapchat screenshots featuring dogs. Feels right.
- •One of thousands of pie photos.
- •Made friends with this G while waiting 20 minutes for my coworkers to show up for happy hour. Turns out they were inside waiting on me the whole time.
- •In NYC with my Midwestern father and he made me take this photo because he thought it was "too funny."
- •The best sorority bid day photo there ever was.