5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

Just scrolled through and blindly chose. This is what appeared. Accurate depiction of my life, I'd say.
  1. It appears I have lots of Snapchat screenshots featuring dogs. Feels right.
  2. One of thousands of pie photos.
  3. Made friends with this G while waiting 20 minutes for my coworkers to show up for happy hour. Turns out they were inside waiting on me the whole time.
  4. In NYC with my Midwestern father and he made me take this photo because he thought it was "too funny."
  5. The best sorority bid day photo there ever was.