WHY I'M NOT WORKING OUT

  1. It's too early and I'm tired
  2. It's too late and I had a long day
  3. I'm hungry
  4. Just one more episode of x show I'm not actually interested in
  5. It's too nice out to go to the gym
  6. I can't run
  7. I accidentally day drank
  8. My back is extra sore today
  9. It's raining otherwise I'd take a long walk
  10. Madewell is having a sale
  11. I left my sneakers where I last brought them trying to pretend I was going to work out
  12. I haven't ordered my fabletics outfit yet
  13. I already showered
  14. I ate too much for lunch and am still uncomfortably full